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Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML


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On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)

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so technically, if one of the people heard it they could have thought it was either you OR the third person?

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:53am by stephfml

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Did...did they smell it?

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 2:03am by grandmasattack

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