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Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47181) - you deserved it (24085)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:57pm - work - by badwaitress (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

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great wedding memory.

Hey honey, remember our storybook wedding when someone completely ruined the dress that you spent your life savings on?

#6 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:07pm by misssweetie

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And I bet everyone gave you nasty looks the rest of the night!

#1 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:02pm by littlemisslee

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