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Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

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A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

#11 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:01pm by snavula

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had that happen before. sucks

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:56pm by loveyababe

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