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Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Take them to court. I'm sure a jury can see the logic and misjustice in firing someone for not wanting piss on their shoes.

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:36am by Bardock

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thats horrible! but believe me they probably fired you because they needed a excuse to do so, with the economy the way it is around the world, anything is good enough to fire someone. Don't mind the mother, probably trying to not make her kid's embarrassment worst then it already is by having a stranger tell her off because of her son.

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:17am by kagome_eb

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