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Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10660) - you deserved it (41210)

On 06/03/2009 at 6:06am - work - by failedmusician (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Let's hope you guys are a pirate themed band.

Arrrggghhh.

=X

#6 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:03pm by jSOPURE

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Your name isn't Zach is it?
haha.

Sorry, that just sucks. Uhhhh, next time try to catch with your hands and not your face?

Edit: #3- fail

#5 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:03pm by hahaha6

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