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Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:05am - work - by smidge (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Whoa. That's like eating a chocolate cake in front of a starving man. So not cool.

Good luck finding a job elsewhere!

#2 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:06am by redbluegreen

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There are alot of things they arent allowed to do once they offer you a job. You should look into whether or not they are legally allowed to take the job offer back - sure they'll probably get you to quit, but hey you'll get a paycheck for awhile or a nice "hush up" package

#17 - On 06/02/2009 at 7:36am by satinslippers

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