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Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48011) - you deserved it (3234)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

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The elderly these days ¬_¬

#2 - On 03/09/2009 at 10:12am by hazz

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Did this happen in California by any chance? Because that's something my grandma would do.

#14 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:32pm by Got_Your_Nose

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