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Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

#249390 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (45913) - you deserved it (3046)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

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