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Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56300) - you deserved it (15869)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

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wow.
i signed up for an fmylife.com account just so i could say this...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#11 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:11pm by badboy6865

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oh my god..

#2 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:03pm by jayfx

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