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Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55310) - you deserved it (15606)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

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wow.
i signed up for an fmylife.com account just so i could say this...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#10 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:11pm by badboy6865

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Times i've shit my pants:
1. Preschool- was left by teacher in garbage can
2. Karate Class- kicked a turd out during a high kick
3. Back of Car- had to poop in plastic bag and hold it on the window (it flapped around nicely)
4. In HS- tried to hide it by flushing underwear down toilet...ended up flooding the bathroom... janitor caught me
5. Rollerblading up driveway after a bbq.... my sister found a trail of poop from driveway to garage

moral of story--- dont feel bad, it happens! ... some more than others...

#18 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:25pm by badboy6865

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