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Today, my most difficult task at work was three hole punching a 500 page document so somebody could put it in a binder on their shelf and not read it. I have a $150,000 education. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39818) - you deserved it (5595)

On 05/26/2009 at 10:19pm - work - by bagpipesrkmywrld (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Just goes to show you that an expensive education does not equal super-awesome-job. :P

#8 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:28am by Leptailurus

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You have a job in the middle of the worst recession in 80 years. Shut up.

#29 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:23am by MiamiGrad05

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