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Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25906) - you deserved it (5891)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

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You gotta watch out, cardboard boxes are sly customers.

#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:06am by scottyz1

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It's obviously a conspiracy to make you look silly. Watch out. Next thing you know they will send the child-proofed objects in to mess with you.

Oh and just being able to disassemble/reassemble a computer doesn't make you that clever.
Until you grow a brain just get gaffer tape and tape those mofo's up.
You know you want to.

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:10am by Jimboom

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