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Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48192) - you deserved it (1332)

On 03/05/2009 at 10:10am - work - by crub (man) - United States (Iowa)

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wtf
i just got laid off....
i think they needed an excuse to fire you, not lay you off so they would have to actually pay you severance or unemployment...why else would they fire you for something lame as that

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 5:04pm by bubblbabe

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Wow that really sucks.

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 5:06pm by Rawer

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