[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML

#215931 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (47047) - you deserved it (1260)

On 03/05/2009 at 10:10am - work - by crub (man) - United States (Iowa)

More FMLs?

Noname's life also sucks
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto...

STUPID BIRTHDAY's life also sucks
Today, it was my birthday. I set up a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant,...

ubbernoob also deserved it
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/25/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by