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By SomeCallMeEve - 02/05/2016 22:08 - United States - Brooklyn

Today I was fired for apparently submitting a report with inappropriate words in it. When I called my girlfriend, she broke down and admitted to swapping the report because she was afraid that I was going leave her if I became successful. I was going to buy a ring with the extra money I earned. FML

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:45

Dude, have your girlfriend admit that yo whoever fired you

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:45

Dude, have your girlfriend admit that yo whoever fired you

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