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Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34983) - you deserved it (5138)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by jennythezebra (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

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Hey, it's always okay to laugh at yourself

#1 - On 06/04/2014 at 2:18am by conman531

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Laughing at the stupidity of others at an attempted insult is always the best!

#4 - On 06/04/2014 at 2:19am by htownpostman

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