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Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41463) - you deserved it (6639)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

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Silent, but deadly.

#2 - On 04/19/2014 at 10:23am by Welshite

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Good god man what did you eat?

#1 - On 04/19/2014 at 10:22am by Thorvald22

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