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Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40404) - you deserved it (12130)

On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

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Wow, you're still lucky to have such a nice professor. Most wouldn't do that, or anything even close

#3 - On 04/16/2014 at 1:58am by lex1459

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That was nice of him :) At least he didn't keep it for himself!

#2 - On 04/16/2014 at 1:57am by RandiJoBabee

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