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Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML

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"Jeff just got punched in the face"

#1 - On 04/10/2014 at 1:17pm by laurenasabutton

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"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"

#2 - On 04/10/2014 at 1:18pm by CueTheMusic

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