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Today, a customer threw his hot coffee all over me, because it was taking "too long" for their credit card to be approved. FML

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I think that qualifies as assault. Take his grumpy ass to court!

#2 - On 04/09/2014 at 4:16pm by cjwayy

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I heard the customer is always right... So direct your punch to the right side

#10 - On 04/09/2014 at 4:19pm by blcksocks

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