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Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42541) - you deserved it (2982)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:42am - work - by ClaustrophobicNightmares - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

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I would try and make some sort of joke, but the gears aren't really turning in my head

#1 - On 03/28/2014 at 12:51pm by ChenEighty

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Sounds like the beginning of a porno.

#3 - On 03/28/2014 at 12:52pm by ticklewhizzer

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