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Today, at my job as a bouncer at a music venue, a guy got his nose broken in a rowdy mosh pit. When I went to help him up and see if he was okay, he said, "It was an accident, please don't kick me out," but the word "please" came out as a hot spray of his blood across my face. FML
You better get yourself checked for diseases if it got in your mouth! Good luck!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014