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Today, at my job as a bouncer at a music venue, a guy got his nose broken in a rowdy mosh pit. When I went to help him up and see if he was okay, he said, "It was an accident, please don't kick me out," but the word "please" came out as a hot spray of his blood across my face. FML
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You better get yourself checked for diseases if it got in your mouth! Good luck!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015