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Today, I was fired over the phone, losing my only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen my birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML
Not exactly what one would consider a great birthday present. You could always ask him to buy the drinks you're going to drown your sorrows in, as a proper gift.
"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to..." *click* No need to listen to a former boss patronize you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015