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Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML
I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015