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Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML


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On 02/19/2014 at 12:12am - work - by Dsark (man) - United States (California)

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Ah, George, that old rascal. I remember when he took his buddies out for a midnight row across the river to throw a surprise Christmas party. Good times...good times.

#5 - On 02/19/2014 at 4:22am by Welshite

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Wow. How sad for that poor soul.

#1 - On 02/19/2014 at 4:18am by scooterdude720

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