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Today, to make it seem like the customers actually liked me, I told my coworkers I got tipped $12. Sadly, that "$12 tip" came from my own pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32879) - you deserved it (11751)

On 11/28/2013 at 1:39am - work - by MicachuPikachu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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or you could be nice to the customers and maybe they'd actually like and tip you?

#2 - On 11/28/2013 at 10:49am by aoc123

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Why don't you put that effort into actually being a decent server? Then maybe you wouldn't have to pretend.

#4 - On 11/28/2013 at 10:51am by Baustigt

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