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Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML


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On 11/19/2013 at 11:50am - work - by Anonymous -

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Solution? Create a time travel machine, go back in time and save your company. Keep the coupons and use them in 2003, go back to now and be rich. You're welcome!

#5 - On 11/19/2013 at 1:15pm by HowieDoIt

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awe:( sorry you lost your job op.

#1 - On 11/19/2013 at 1:14pm by 123amanda123

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