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Today, I asked a co-worker why he was wearing sandals, as they are not allowed under our strict dress code. He got extremely angry with me and stormed off. Ten minutes later, I got called into our boss' office. Apparently, he told her that I walked up to him and asked to suck his toes. FML

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On 11/13/2013 at 4:00am - work - by feetfreak (woman) - United States (California)

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Hopefully your boss believed you over that jackass coworker of your's.

#6 - On 11/13/2013 at 10:27am by bigjoeanzalone

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Did the bosses not question why he was wearing sandals at all? Hopefully they don't take the complaint too seriously.

#8 - On 11/13/2013 at 10:28am by artiststatement

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