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Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35792) - you deserved it (3525)

On 10/11/2013 at 2:22pm - work - by sharkiewarkiemoosey (woman) - Switzerland (Ausser-Rhoden)

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Makes no fucking sense.

#5 - On 10/11/2013 at 8:11pm by ebonyirony

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Always plan ahead! You never know what will happen!

#2 - On 10/11/2013 at 8:09pm by smartfailurefml

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