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Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 2:00pm - work - by -_- (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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That was incredibly rude of him. Don't let a dick comment get to you!

#1 - On 09/22/2013 at 5:00pm by TrackGirl19

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people are not smart to be rude to the people who handle their food.

#4 - On 09/22/2013 at 5:00pm by brebabee793

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