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Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML
Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone
Well, maybe after he's bought a dozen of your doughnuts it'll cost him an arm and a leg, and then he'll qualify.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 May 2015