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Man or woman?

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44156) - you deserved it (12196)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm - work - by Jamie - United States (Virginia)

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Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

#3 - On 09/20/2013 at 2:52am by dawood_k

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Well, maybe after he's bought a dozen of your doughnuts it'll cost him an arm and a leg, and then he'll qualify.

#7 - On 09/20/2013 at 2:56am by Baustigt

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