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Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48347) - you deserved it (2465)

On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

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"Here lies OP, who never finished college. How disappointing."

#1 - On 09/04/2013 at 1:02pm by Triumvirate

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You only think you aren't dead...

#4 - On 09/04/2013 at 1:05pm by Welshite

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