Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
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Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
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Eliseopwns 22
Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.
addioty 19
Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.
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Eliseopwns 22
Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.
alexwow1 13
This would be a great story to tell the child when older
TheCaramelKing 11
Wishing e-coli on someone is a bit harsh.
zinnath 9
That must be the same lady that changed her sons diaper at the restaurant I work in while telling the gay servers to go away, the black servers to serve her but wouldn't trust them to handle her card so she asked for a white server to swipe her card. True story
southernbelle_rn 16
As a mom, it's very, very frustrating when places don't have changing tables and I'm forced to sit on a disgusting toilet and change my baby in my lap with her changing pad. Usually I ask the waitress if there is a changing table. If there isn't one, I ask them to suggest it to their manager as a big help to customers. I would never do what this mom did. She should be ashamed of her actions!!
addioty 19
Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.
Caitie_kid 8
Yeah, who changes a dirty diaper (poo or pee) in the middle of a restaurant!? Go out to your car if there isn't a baby changer in the bathroom or you don't feel like using it, but not on a table around other people eating!!!
DoctorBurn 8
You'd be surprised. Once, when I was young, my mother cut my nails in a restaurant
EpicSquishii 21
32- Shut up. This isn't about you.
Sal_G_63 5
32, that story was so cool, bro. Too bad no one cares
DanielleinDC 33
You'd be surprised. When I was a server at a restaurant 20-some years ago, I would see used diapers on the tables ALL the time. It pissed me off having to throw them away and then work extra hard to scrub the table clean. One one cross-country flight a few years ago, some horrible family behind us changed their sprog's diaper in the seats. And a couple of months ago, my boyfriend and I were eating at a restaurant that has a banquette seating with individual tables, and some selfish wench was changing her kid's diaper right next to where we were eating. The place has a single-stall restroom for which you need to get a key, but still, suck it up and wait a couple of minutes.
Angelofnv 2
Hon, that's only just as bad as the skin cells that float around in our air. It's nothing compared to fecal matter.
fooltemptress 36
I'm so sorry you had to deal with that! I have never understood why some parents don't understand how nasty and unhygienic that is.
subiedude08 17
I've had similar situations working in the food business that's why I'll never work in the food business again Customs are rude and don't have respect a lot of the time
fooltemptress 36
Especially considering most restaurants have a baby changing station in the bathroom these days. There is no reason to change a baby on the table. Whenever I go out to eat, I'm always nice to my server. I know they put up with a lot of rudeness. I can't blame you for not wanting to work in that field anymore.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
"Ma'am, please don't do that." "Aww, thanks! But a warning, he smells like Satan on a fireroast."
Grayness_ 26
She sure is educated. I would've left right when she started changing that child. What did you do after that tho ???
plaguer 26
Have you ever had a job? You can't walk out in the middle of a shift, especially over something like that (as gross as it is).
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I don't care what type of job I have, I am not in charge of any babies' dirty ******* shit cloth. I wouldn't of let her hand that to me, and I sure as hell wouldn't throw it out for her. That's disgusting. It's one thing for it to be your own child, but some one else's? She's a waitress, she handles food for people, not picking up after some trashy mom who doesn't have decency to do that in private.
asherm 15
Well I've found that most people these days should be fixed before they can breed. Don't understand how parents just can't figure out how to be parents. Smh
CynePhoba 23
I understand that these things need to be done, but there are places for them. Not in a food area.
annie_nk 22
Yeah, like the bathroom. Most restaurants have changing tables.
CynePhoba 23
Thats what I was thinking. Or if they don't for some reason ask if there is somewhere private... not on a table in the middle of the place.
EpicPie 3
Some people show no respect for others.
ladylilly25 20
I'm always amazed by where I find dirty diapers at my work. I'm a bartender.
Enslaved 36
Those are probably worn by your lazy bar guests. Beer does make them pee a lot. (:
ShyAnn29 14
Wow 8, that is disgusting!! Dirty diapers at a bar where people eat and drink?!? That's just sick!!
fml121785 14
If you work strictly a bar that doesn't serve food also, there shouldn't be any babies I'm there anyways.
DanielleinDC 33
Some parents think they should be able to take their kids anywhere and nonparents and parents who have sense to know there are places for children and places for adults have to just suck it up.
Zwingend 15
I hope you told her that her behavior was unacceptable, not to mention unsanitary.
MisterEx 28
Why yes, yes she did. The woman then started crying and apologizing and swore to never do that again because of how touched by OP's words she was.
alexwow1 13
Did you call security or took her out yourself
Angelofnv 2
I don't know of any restaurants that have any security on the premises and the security company they go through will only come if the alarm is going off. Management is supposed to protect the staff and if the guest isn't complying you may then call the police.