CapNCook
Chicago, United States
Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Unreasonable
Today, after finishing work and collecting my bag from my locker, I yawned as my manager came to ask me a question. She yelled at me for yawning. She then told others that I have a chronic yawning problem at work and need medical intervention. I can't even yawn once after a long tiring day on my own time. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
Anonymous
Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML
kingkobrastrikes
United States
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Anonymous
Salida, United States
A-hole
Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML
Anonymous
All you need is hate
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
genn
I can't take it anymore
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
yawny
Respect the dead
Today, I got slapped in the face for stifling a yawn at my grandmother’s funeral. I wasn’t being disrespectful; I have a condition. FML
Top comments
cristy91 33
You should have replied "thank goodness stupidity isn't or we'd all be screwed because of you"
RedPillSucks 33
Use your fist to innoculate him
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Comments (88)
RedPillSucks 33
Use your fist to innoculate him
then000bster 16
The amount of people going to look up inoculate is too dang high. Also it's spelled with one N, not two.
laurenasabutton 26
What, are you psychic now?
soccerstar1996 18
31, if you hadn't used such a cliche phrase to say that, I actually might have thumbed you up
tegraturbo2000 15
nobody likes a gramar nazi 31
ilianaaa 8
Cover your mouth when you yawn OP. and sneeze or cough
TheCanucklehead 22
#50 *Nobody ... Imma capital nazi boyyyy
Fuhkyoo 17
why would you cover your mouth while inhaling/exhaling? besides, its better to spread the bacteria around, strengthening the immune systems of those around you. he should have thanked you
Bcfrmkc816 17
There was no reason for the coworker to so that. They are contagious but why he watching you instead of working
clemsi 20
51 even if op covers their mouth the yawn can still be contagious...it's called an idiopathic response
cristy91 33
You should have replied "thank goodness stupidity isn't or we'd all be screwed because of you"
persianninja 23
Some people deserve to hear comebacks like that
reaxion 25
I was going to try to give a comment, #2, but your comment is so epic, it wins this FML.
Daiyuki 5
But he's not wrong.. It's probably the most contagious thing in the world. It's just not much of a problem to catch a yawn =p
cristy91 33
The stupidity I was referring to was to using yawns being contagious as justification for verbal abuse. Sorry to not be clear enough! Also, 63, thank you for the compliment! I'm quite honored
nikhilmanuel 10
Did....did he even go to school?
Bano360 25
Yawning is contagious, OP's co-worker is just a dick.
imbedderdenu 23
classy...smh
Pwn17 25
I think verbal abuse is also contagious. >:)
Zimmington 21
I yawned just reading the word yawn so contagious *yawns*
redbandit9877 12
Seeing someone yawn does often make you feel tired as well, but that is no reason to verbally a use someone.
Pstraka6 20
I'm pretty sure that wasn't in their job description. Someone just wants to be an a**
shan88 14
It's ass!!! Why not write the word? The site is called "**** my life" so no one cares about the swearing situation.
Enslaved 38
This site is called "FMyLife". The "F" just stands for ****. Nothing wrong about censoring ones self. We're smart enough to figure it out. :P
DocBastard 40
There are a few things that are contagious: Yawning Laughing Stupidity
Jac_d_ipper 10
Damn you effing bunch of idiotic babboons... It's making me yawn too; btw wtf does contagious mean?
Zimmington 21
35- Please be ******* joking...
Uramonkey 11
I think 35 may have caught what DocBastard referred to as... stupidity o_O
br00kr 22
It is contagious but that's no excuse to verbally abuse someone. If that was the case I could verbally abuse my sister for acting like an idiot.
br00kr 22
She crapped in her hand when she was 11 and smeared it on my bedroom wall and on my carpet. I had to pay for the damage. She said it was my fault her boyfriend dumped her. They have been off and on for months. Says its my fault everyone hates her. She uses her inch long nails as weapons and flirts with every boy in site.
RoboCunnilingus 23
What the ****?
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Daddy issues?
EpicBlondie89 19
#9 I'm confused as to why you're sharing this story? there's absolutely NO relevance.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Wow. You're an asshole. Everyone knows yawning is a jerk move. How could you be so rude?? Haha, like that??
RadeonDerp 24
Yeah, I don't think people caught the sarcasm here.