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Today, I sold ice cream to a group of kids. One of them looked sad, because he was the only one who couldn't buy any, so I gave him some for free. Apparently, he was allergic to something in it, and ended up being rushed to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53423) - you deserved it (7156)

On 07/23/2013 at 2:28pm - work - by Snarty (man) - United States

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That sucks OP! It wasn't your fault. You didn't know.

#1 - On 07/23/2013 at 6:15pm by infamoushack

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your action was meant to be a sweet gesture. don't beat yourself up over it, OP

#2 - On 07/23/2013 at 6:17pm by brebabee793

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