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Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53499) - you deserved it (4077)

On 07/22/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by nowimbroketoo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Assuming you declined, did he offer to pay you in Trident Layers after?

#2 - On 07/22/2013 at 5:13pm by Alihb

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Leave in the most amusing way possible.

#1 - On 07/22/2013 at 5:12pm by NoMore_CoolNames

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