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Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46994) - you deserved it (7789)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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He's probably right, but if he's your worst customer today, you're doing well!

#1 - On 07/21/2013 at 6:12am by fordneagles

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Give 'em the special sauce next time.

#2 - On 07/21/2013 at 6:14am by Abominations

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