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Today, I woke up with a half-shaved head, thanks to the friends I let crash at my place last night. I have work in an hour and a half, and they hid my hair clippers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38846) - you deserved it (4553)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

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You need new friends.

#1 - On 07/20/2013 at 6:26am by vegetaftw

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Thanks for all the great replies, it is awesome to have one of my stories put up. My friends were kind enough to give me back my clippers before work, so I had enough time to get ready. To give a better image to everyone, my hair was about shoulder length and very curly. On the plus side, it is a lot cooler for me now than it previously was. We were able to have a good laugh about it, and I have payback to look forward to.

#35 - On 07/20/2013 at 10:51am by Eisenhorn

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