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Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47396) - you deserved it (3960)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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I know it feels like... SOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEE. *song*

#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 1:01pm by ClaytorNator

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All eyes are on you OP. Don't mess it up with the client.

*bad pun*

#6 - On 07/17/2013 at 1:04pm by sunflowerchild

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