Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying: "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML
I agree, your life sucks (42205) - you deserved it (5780)
On 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
mymomplucksbutthair's life also sucksToday, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the…
reallythough also deserved itToday, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got…
Well good morning to you too.
#1 - On 06/26/2013 at 2:25am by xAkonz
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+147 | 10
Sir doesn't exactly equate to old...
#2 - On 06/26/2013 at 2:25am by Smashhoof
+144 | 15
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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