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Today, I was at work talking to an older man. As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir. I meant sir. I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away. FML

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Old people - always inappropriately funny.

#1 - On 06/05/2013 at 6:32am by oj101

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The old fart needs to have his cataracts taken care of.

Either that or you need to shave.

#3 - On 06/05/2013 at 6:36am by DocBastard

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