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Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Main reason I do not want to have kids. 4 siblings is enough.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015