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Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42762) - you deserved it (2914)

On 05/25/2013 at 1:09am - work - by mmmretail (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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She must if been talking very fast... Did she rap it to you?

#1 - On 05/25/2013 at 10:34am by guy24

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She should get a job reading the terms and conditions at the end of commercials

#4 - On 05/25/2013 at 10:35am by howdeedoo

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