Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49340) - you deserved it (2856)
On 05/13/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Confused (man) - United States (Maine)
psychopumpkin's life also sucksToday, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
typical also deserved itToday, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she…
Man how high were you?
#2 - On 05/13/2013 at 1:57pm by tacojauns
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+157 | 36
Can you not testify that? It could be a mix-up.
#1 - On 05/13/2013 at 1:57pm by Ukeee_X
+60 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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