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Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47991) - you deserved it (2772)

On 05/13/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Confused (man) - United States (Maine)

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Man how high were you?

#2 - On 05/13/2013 at 1:57pm by tacojauns

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Can you not testify that? It could be a mix-up.

#1 - On 05/13/2013 at 1:57pm by Ukeee_X

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