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Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42869) - you deserved it (8701)

On 05/10/2013 at 12:44am - work - by legit247 - United States (Missouri)

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That only means your boss thinks your singing is pretty good... That or he wanted to get all the windows replaced.

#2 - On 05/10/2013 at 10:03am by Wizardo

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That prank was a real Whopper. You mayo not think you have a single McNugget of self esteem left, but don't worry - karma will ketchup to your boss in the end.

#9 - On 05/10/2013 at 10:10am by DocBastard

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