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Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

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Hmmm were you checking him out or "checking him out"? Way to play it cool.

#2 - On 05/04/2013 at 6:06am by feelingold

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Unfortunately you'll have to do a little extra if you want to keep that change.

#1 - On 05/04/2013 at 6:05am by Pleonasm

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