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Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Talk about not being able to hold your liquor!
Drinking wine at a lunch meeting? You mustn't be from around here.
(Ever since the Exxon Valdez, drinking on the job has been considered a bad idea here in the US.)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015