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Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34820) - you deserved it (2422)

On 04/02/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by effiestonem154 (woman) - United States

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i bet you swore after that.

#2 - On 04/03/2013 at 3:18am by MWidderAUDI

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Learning swear words in another language is middle school 101. I don't speak Spanish but can still say a whole lot of cuss words in Spanish. So, she probably already knew how to say it.

#4 - On 04/03/2013 at 3:19am by Redlawnchair

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