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Today, at work while near a cigarette tray outside, a man said, "Thanks for polluting our environment!" All I could say was, "What?" He then said "I'm speaking English you know!" I was cleaning the cigarette tray at the time, don't smoke at all, and was born here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31877) - you deserved it (2389)

On 03/28/2013 at 8:57pm - work - by TVKill3r (man) - United States

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Yeah... i hate those people who think they're better then everyone else...

#1 - On 03/29/2013 at 4:19am by Selphis

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Should reply, "Thanks for wasting our welfare money"

#7 - On 03/29/2013 at 4:26am by RedGai

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