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Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (3030)

On 03/13/2013 at 9:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Ain't nothing wrong with that. The make up is there to be tested. It's not like you made a scene to get some garlic butter that you didn't pay for.

#8 - On 03/13/2013 at 11:04am by nancem

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I hope you get the job, OP. Good luck.

#3 - On 03/13/2013 at 11:02am by agentWallflower

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