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Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30895) - you deserved it (1462)

On 03/07/2013 at 1:12pm - work - by arknvl (man) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

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I bet your boss and mine are related

#1 - On 03/07/2013 at 8:37pm by tjv3

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+136 | 5

Yeah! How dare you do your job, OP! Shame on you!

#4 - On 03/07/2013 at 8:39pm by SomeRandomGuy15

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