Today, after my coworker bought coffee for me for the fifth time, I thanked him and asked him why. Apparently it's the only way to get me to shut up in the morning so he can get work done. FML
by coffee / 03/07/2013 at 8:44am / United States / Work
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At least he's honest. Now try shutting your mouth every now and again.
#2 - On 03/07/2013 at 12:45pm by greenie213
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Maybe you should get the hint, stop whining and enjoy your warm cup of shut the fuck up.
#10 - On 03/07/2013 at 12:50pm by Pleonasm
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