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Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Always, ALWAYS go with tiger.

#1 - On 03/05/2013 at 3:17am by UsernameHere234

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I would have gone with panda, so that they know you're not racist.

#6 - On 03/05/2013 at 3:26am by JustAGirlOnFML

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